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Zasetsu57
"Jere is hiring a lawyer to sue the City of Melbourne. Seems they
built the roads too close to her ass... and every time she farts she
gets dust and gravel in her eyes."
"Oh good lord... I wish someone would give Tyop a triple dose of
mental Immodium. She is going to completely shit her mind away."
"Phooey has such thick thighs he can
start friction fires by running."
"Ppl is to intellectual conversation
what Michael Jackson is to childcare providers."
"Invs, this dumbfuck is so stupid he thinks a sanitary belt is a
drink from a clean glass."
"Kitty's idea of keeping a man
interested involves stapling his scrotum to a chair."
"***tyop will be ignored... beer is
not breakfast."
"His serotonin levels are rising from
the attention Jere... I suggest we deflate his metaphysical erection
by pointing at it and laughing and smirking."
"Zen is an asshole... but he is One with all assholes... the
non-dual concept of
a universal rectal passage."
"Listening to folks talk about Tyop is like watching a "Faces Of
Death"
video... or the hearing someone describe the 9-and-a-half foot
tapeworm Uncle Saul had
removed via his ass."
"Poor Hayzi. For it, it all began when there was a mix up due to a
clerical error
by a delivery company... its mother was accidentally impregnated at
her local hospital with a
small vial labeled "Forrest Lawns Animal Husbandry College...
contains 15cc of doberman
semen"."
"Hayzi is living proof that Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" is an
error-filled
theory... after all, something this fucking vapid should have died
by her own hand in
some horrific accident involving industrial lubricant and a small
family of emus."
"I'm not saying that Hayzi is a butt-ugly trollette or anything...
but she has to
slip her own left hand two roofies just to get a decent wank out of
it."
"Don't worry, Brax. The entire room contributed enough loose change
to buy him enough aluminum foil to keep him in
protective headgear until 2009."
"Being disliked shows you left a mark in life... The metaphysical
equivalent of a cat spraying, as it were."
"I remember the old days when you had to carve your own RAM from the
femur of an archeopteryx."
"We should all join the 'Our Lady of the Immaculate Repository of
the Perpetually Bleeding Rectum' church!"
"He belongs to that 'Does this tinfoil hat make my head look fat?'
category."
"Richard couldn't get laid in a women's maximum security prison with
a bottle of Viagra and a handful of pardons."
"Poor Robbie... He's taken it up the ass so often he had his
anal ring replaced with a zipper."
"Babithug, your hairstyle just SCREAMS 'skanky-assed mall whore'."
"Any second now, some trailer park trashette will pop up claiming to
be Babithug's older sister and berate us severely for bitchslapping
her lil sis who loves kittens and rainbows and Teletubbies and
deep-throat blowjobs."
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foxy.goddess: St - "Alma
mater"? Mater is mother, isn't it? I know "Mater Christi"
means "Mother of Christ".
zasetsu57: Mater
Copulatus means "motherfucker." |
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" I prefer Muslim dolls. They blow themselves up."
"Let's see... The average male penis is 6 inches long... The
average vagina is 7.4 inches deep - meaning there is approximately
one-and-a-half inches more pussy than there is dick length... Giving
us a total of nearly 7,229 miles of completely unused pussy out
there. Why is it so feckin' hard to get laid, then?!"
"Don't try to pass yourself off as educated. It's hilarious when
mullet motherfuckers for Jebus use words like "vindicated" - and use
them so horrifically wrong you hiccup because they sound so fucking
chumpified."
"My son just picked up one of the cats for company. As he walked
away, cat slung unceremoniously over one shoulder, I could feel the
telepathic plea wash over me like a tsunami as the cat begged, "Help
me... For God's sake, someone help me...!"
"Van is such a fucking moron he had the head of his cock tattooed
with, "This End In First'."
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zasetsu57: Loony...
Let's put it this way: The screams of an aroused wombat
cannot easily be stifled.
onemoreloony: I thought
it could be achieved with pilfered waffles, Zas, but clearly
I was wrong.
zasetsu57: Wombats use
waffles as sex toys, you fool. |
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